An Abundance of Dumpers

SPOILER ALERT! Don’t read if you haven’t read Abundance of Katherines, The Fault in our Stars, Looking for Alaska. Do carry on if you want to ruin your reading experience in the future.
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I started reading this witty book with the prejudice that, like the other two John Green books I’ve read, this will be another very interesting story filled with smart characters but will just be another fugging sad story in the end, because a.) someone important might die b.) the main character might not end up with the person he likes.

Already near the end of it, I was bracing myself for something bad happening. Maybe she dumps him. Maybe she dies. Maybe she’s kidnapped by aliens or whatever horrendous thing that could happen just so our main character won’t be happy. But it never happened and it actually ended in a happily-ever-after way, which made me think “No shit, Kafir. Did I just read a John Green Book with an ending in which a relationship worked?!”

You could say that I was dumped by John Green I (Looking for Alaska)and John Green II (The Fault in our Stars) and was almost positive John Green III (this book)would just dump me too. But like what happened in the story, I soon learned that just because I was dumped by my first two John Green, doesn’t mean I’ll get dumped again. This is what this book gives you–hope, not just in relationships in which hundreds already failed, but hope generally in Life.

“Yeah, God. We could, couldn’t we? We could just keep going.”

The happiness I felt in the end was too much, it almost hurt, I wanted to cry.

What Would Happen If Margaery Tyrell And Sherlock Holmes Met?

Our Westeros queen-wannabe Margaery Tyrell is going to be in adaptation of Neil Gaimans Neverwhere! AND Benedict Cumberbatch is in it too! It’s just radio though. Still happy to know there’s something that connects Gaiman, Cumberbatch and Dormer (Margaery).

 

Inferno And The Dan Brown Formula

Wow. Another book by Dan Brown! Can’t wait for the main guy to meet with a femme fatale woman, to know/share things as if they’re secrets, to accuse of a person with bad attitude as the killer, and to later know the killer is the person you’ll least likely suspect because he/she just acts so nice. And of course there’s bed scene in the end.

Seriously though, I want to read this and see if the above “Dan Brown Formula” is still valid and to enjoy the book, of course.

Carbs were key in wolves’ evolution into dogs

“Most people can probably recognise that our love of bread, potatoes and any other carbohydrate heavy foods will have had an effect on human evolution, but now scientists are beginning to understand how it could have shaped the evolution of dogs as well.

It’s well known that dogs are the domesticated close relatives of wolves. It is generally considered that this must have occurred as wolves took advantage of the easy food source of waste food left by humans. This food would have been a very different composition of nutrients compared to a traditional wolf diet with far more carbohydrates from roots, bread and porridge than they normally would have got.

A report published in Nature this week compared the DNA of 12 gray wolves with 60 dogs (including 14 different breeds) and found there were key differences which allowed dogs to digest carbohydrates far more easily. The presence of changes to starch and sugar-processing genes would have allowed early dogs to make the most of the scraps they could scavenge from human settlements, helping them to thrive despite abandoning the pack lifestyle.

What’s really interesting about this study is not necessarily the study itself but rather the questions that it has led to. The study itself suggests that the domestication of dogs was a form of selection as the canines which were already able to easily digest carbohydrates were able to survive easier apart from the pack and consequentially became domesticated. While other scientists have suggested that these genes may have become adapted after the domestication of dogs as the carb heavy diet promoted the specialisation of the carbohydrate digestion genes. So rather like the question of which came first the chicken or the egg, science now has a different question to ponder, which came first domestication or the genes?”

(Full news)

Bigger On The Inside

One year after I graduated from Jose Abad Santos High School, our school was relocated because the old one was demolished and turned into a mall, which is very elegant, to be fair. (It’s safe to say that I studied in a “mall”.)

Yesterday was my first time after years to enter the new place of our school.

I signaled to my brother that this is it.

“It’s too small,” he said in Filipino.

“Yea,” I agreed, disappointed.

We entered, and lo and behold, “It’s bigger on the inside!”

Our new school is a TARDIS.

A Unicorn Stabbed Me With Its Horn And Now I’m Gorgeous!

“Things happen for a reason.”

This sentence never fails to make my head shake. It posits that our life is planned and we’ll all live happily ever after, or that there’s “great plan” for each of us, which isn’t always the case, as you will observe with people whose lives are already done.

Sure, there are good things that can actually happen after taking a “wrong” route in your life. But I don’t think you actually took the wrong route just so you’ll end up having that good thing because if a wrong route always yields into a good thing, then humans will just keep on taking wrong routes, won’t they? Or are they insinuating too that humans have no freewill and things just happen as how they should be? We should not imprison anyone then while we’re at this mindset.

Try telling a person who was amputated, raped, died (if you can access his soul via whatever) that things happen for a reason and let’s see if they won’t murder you for it (“Killing you will happen for a reason, trust me!”).

Whatever good thing that happens after is just incidental and actually not a product of the bad thing that happened first.

“My scalp burned last year and now I’m married to Robb Stark. Oh my god, things happen for a reason, really.”

If that’s the case, all westerosis would actually burn their scalps now. But it’s not. This thinking is just an example of Post-Hoc Fallacy in Arguments.

It’s a comforting thought that things happen for a reason, but they do not. We just make a reason out of them, make them mean something, make ourselves feel better.

Well I’m (not) sorry that you won’t find comfort anymore from this little phrase, but you know what? Life is very random and while you keep on getting undesirable things in your life, you can trust it to eventually give you something brilliant– provided you’ll work hard and cleverly for it, son.

Men’s Natural State

For years, society makes human’s guardians to teach the girls what to do or how to act so they won’t be raped. There’s nothing wrong to this, it’s just a precaution, but it is not enough. Before telling girls what to do, why not teach the boys first to respect women and not to objectify them? Objectifying women doesn’t prove you’re a guy. It just makes you an asshole.

(I take my hat off to parents/guardians who taught their kids well.)

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